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2006-02-16 - 10:56 a.m.

February 16th, 2006

LETSINVESTIGATE[dot]COM

The above crack team of underemployed disappointments to their mothers has commissioned Ashli, who spells "useful" with two 'l's and dots the 'i' in "Ashli" with a heart [Note to Letsinvestigate -- Your keyboards don't really have little hearts on them], to praise the uses of my webpage. Check out her advertizing skills in the guestbook! Hers is Guestbook Entry # 45, making hers about the twelfth guestbook entry from people with names out of a Manga novel to sign my guestbook and leave calling cards leading to internet spying services. Above her carefully calibrated print-speech you'll see my acknowledgement. (Mine is Guestbook Entry # 46, one of about six responses I've given to false Guestbook Entries.) For those investigating, let's see what I posted in my Guestbook. [Tip: I've cut-and-pasted it. It's right under this block of text! Move your eyes down, that is. It's not embedded in code in the text. It's actually visible by reading left to right starting now. Okay?] Go! Ready? Set! Go here:

entry 46
name: The Guy Whose Site It Is
email:
url: http://beatlenut.diaryland.com
message:
"Good, decent Ashli, poor Ashli, dear sainted Ashli...Why doesn't he make up his mind?" [That's what Rhett says to Scarlett as he comes up behind her and puts his hands on her temples. He then adds, "If I wanted to, Scarlett, I could crack this pretty head of yours like a walnut." Scarlett had just been yammering about Ashley Wilkes, the unobtainable, morally upright object of Scarlett's desire.] So, welcome to my guestbook, Ashli, whose listed website takes us not to a site run by a gal named Ashli but to something called Letsinvestigate.com. Oh, joy! Rapture! Poor Letsinvestigate.com, good, decent, sainted Letsinvestigate.com. Frankly, Letsinvestigate.com, I don't give a [You have performed an illegal operation!]
date: 10:49 am - Thursday,February 16, 2006

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